Stump Grinder

A person with braces who loves giving head.

AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.

by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

stump grinder

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.

My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.

by desert ace, stroker ace June 7, 2011

Stump Grinder

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.

Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?

by Madball June 23, 2012

Stump Grinder

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).

Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 12, 2014

stump grinder

a vagina generally on a girl that would have relations with you with little or no effort.

"that bitch got a stump grinder tighter than a fat kid trying to get through a doggy door"

by theantonbomb August 2, 2009

Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.

Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.

by FyffandSG November 11, 2021