2 definitions by Madball

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.
Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?
by Madball June 22, 2012
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Sam Widdows. Being the king of the wingnuts, ruler of all under his great nut
Semi-on is such a wingnut
by Madball April 8, 2005
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