Stubbling

When a midget with no legs or arms dances. This is also used in porn, where a midget would dance on the persons chest to please them.

Stubbling is an extreme sport

by Stubbling April 8, 2021

stubbling

When you are too drunk to be able to say stumbling the "LA" version is Stubbling

I had 9 Kamikazis and I was so drunk I was stubbling all the way home

I'm gonna stubble over here for a second.

I think i'll have to stubble home

by trojangoat September 25, 2011

Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

by JasperRide March 29, 2015

Slubbing

Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.

The 'possum has accepted her grape and has been Slubbing her for 20 minutes.

by Ddymus May 11, 2021

Subbing

The act of addressing an issue indirectly that someone has created by saying it out loud and without referring directly to the individual.

Students knew the teacher was subbing when he warned the class about the consequences of arriving late to school only after Johnny appeared 20 minutes late.

by Chuymosca April 19, 2018

Stumblin

The act of being so fucked up you can't see or walk straight, therefore you stumblin.

"Damn man, that shit last night got us fuckkked up!"
"Yea bro, I was stumblinnnn!"

by Siyksoul December 22, 2009

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019