Strumpeteer 

A "pimp" or "whoremonger". Base word Strumpet meaning-whore. Commonly used in the early 1700s to the late 1800s.

"Oh shit, i gotta get this money to my strumpeteer."

Strumpeteer by Lumberjack108 November 23, 2009

Trumpeteer 

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.

Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.

Trumpeteer by TMTInc. November 28, 2018

Trumpeteer 

Any person who supports Donald Trump by posting somewhat false, ignorant, misinformed, anti-liberal memes on facebook or through any other social networking site only after he won the election. A trumpeteer never engaged in discussions or debates and never showed any interest in politics prior to Trump winning.

The trumpeteers keep flagging my progressive, liberal posts, because they are too stupid and racists to join a debate!

Trumpeteer by DrippsMcDizzle November 14, 2016

Trumpeteer 

Someone who's a fan of Donald Trump

The Trumpeteer's are marching to the white house

Trumpeteer by The Frog Hopper August 24, 2015

strumpetocracy 

A jocular term for the notion of rule or government by strumpets (prostitutes).

I am now a recovering American liberal, well on my way not to conservatism, but toward a strumpetocracy, government by strumpets.

strumpetocracy by eclecticdog July 9, 2011

Trumpeteer 

(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.

(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.

Trumpeteer by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012

tit trumpeteer 

A female, or obese man, who plays the trumpet best with their breasts. Pressing their breasts together at mad speeds creates enough air at the right frequency to both blow air through the trumpet and push the keys.

Mary received an A in band after displaying what a good tit trumpeteer she was.

tit trumpeteer by Niggadicks April 28, 2006