Strokesperson 

A sexually attractive spokesperson for a product/service which becomes masturbation fodder.

That Flo woman from the Progressive ads is a total strokesperson, glad I had DVR for that last commercial.

Strokesperson by SwanBronson March 7, 2011

trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.

As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.

trump spokesperson by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

Non Attorney Spokesperson by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010

spokesperson 

The politically correct form of spokesman.

In this day and age, you can't say spokesman, but you must say spokesperson.

spokesperson by SuburbDictionary June 27, 2017

spokesperson 

The employee at a bicycle shop whose job is to tension wheels and hubs.

To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.

spokesperson by QuacksO February 12, 2019

smokesperson

Another name for your weed dealer...

"This shit is dank! I'ma nominate my smokesperson for congress next year!"

smokesperson by joeyb90 September 2, 2011

spokesperson

The slang term to refer your parents talking to the doctor on the behalf of you back when you were too young to even be able to talk

I can’t believe my parents were my spokespersons back then; I barely knew how to speak, but they were already charming the socks off the doctor during my check-ups!

spokesperson by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025