stripper glitter

One potential side effect of receiving a lap dance. After a lap dance the stripper's makeup, scent, and glitter are all transferred to your clothes and body. Impossible to remove in less than 24 hours.

Rod: Want to hit up a strip club, maybe Flashdancers or New Century?

Brock: Can't bro.

Rod: C'mon, chicks give full-contact lap dances. Awesome.

Brock: Not gonna happen. If I come home covered in stripper glitter again the girlfriend will freak.

Rod: You suck.

stripper glitter by akarod September 1, 2009

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Stripper Glitter

A synonym for crabs

Damn, I think that bitch burned me with her stripper glitter!

Stripper Glitter by TDogg913 December 4, 2010

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