straw hat 

A straw hat is a brimmed hat that is woven out of straw or reeds.

People who wear straw hats do so to let it be known 'all the fucks they give', If one was to add up all those fucks; the total fucks given would be zero.

The wearing of the straw hat is a statement to a judgemental world. That statement is 'Look at all the fucks I give'.

If the wearer is worthy, it can be said the straw hat is wearing him/her

“I’m wearing a straw hat; does it look like I give two fucks?”

Person 1,”Look at that guy wearing a straw hat; he clearly gives no fucks.”
Person 2, “Noman, he's one of the chosen few; the straw hat is wearing him”

straw hat by Whatistobeastrawhatman September 24, 2011

straw hat 

Boss or person in charge.

Who's the straw hat on this job?

Don't listen to him -- I'm the straw hat on this job!

straw hat by Coach_Anderson February 6, 2010

Straw Hat 

To pirate movies, shows, music, etc. illegally. Based on the hit anime series, One Piece.

“Dang, I can’t find season 10 of South Park anywhere!”
“Dude, just straw hat it.”

Straw Hat by Saboratory May 7, 2023

Straw-Hat 

Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.

“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”

“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”

Straw-Hat by Saboratory March 30, 2024

Straw Hat Pirate 

Straw Hat Pirate(s) is a nickname for Luffy's Crew.

Random Guy that Luffy's gonna beat up: Straw Hat Pirates!

Straw Hat Pirate by PotatoGudForU July 10, 2021

straw hat negro 

A another name for an uncle tom. A black person that sells out his own people to impress the white man. Any niggah down in the south that is stuck in the slavery mentality because they kissing "The Man" ass just to get ahead and turns on his own people. Slave mentality niggahs that is stuck on the house niggah vs. field niggah mentality

Down in the south you see a bunch of straw hat negros who sells out his on people just to get ahead.

A straw hat negro will stab you in the back, snitch on you, and sell you out just to cover is own ass.

straw hat negro by AJ Dunn February 24, 2009

straw hat argument 

Originally a bastardization of the phrase "straw man argument," which has now come to mean any argument so ridiculous and nonsensical that it isn't even worth debating.

Bearer1 says, "A child mentality in that immaturity affords them the rights of the immaturity to respond with substandard response."

Rath replies, "WTF, that's a straw hat argument!"

straw hat argument by Rathgryn February 23, 2009