A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!
Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?
Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!
As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?
by niggawhat! May 2, 2010
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Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
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by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019
Get the Straight face gang mug.The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
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me: hi friend whaddup
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
by Gaming 4 Eveyone YT December 22, 2020
Get the straight face kid mug.Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
by dilary huff August 12, 2007
Get the straight face mug.when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
by cqcBRO July 20, 2010
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