Straight As An Arrow

a phrase used to describe the straightness of a guy that is nowhere near gay or to be "straight" on a situation.

Greg: you wanna smoke some of this crack?
Larry: Definitely not cuz, I'm straight as an arrow
Greg: arite, well wanna make out with me?
Larry: DUDE!, what did I just say?!, that term can be used both ways, I am good!
Greg: I go both ways
Larry: you're fuckin weird, why am I even hanging out with you?

Straight As An Arrow by Ya Boy Trax August 14, 2010

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straight as an arrow

Lacking breast ; female's body that lacks the curves of a woman

flat
flat chested

That girl is straight as an arrow!

straight as an arrow by Dark January 23, 2005

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Straight As An Arrow

When you think you're okay to drive after putting down a six-pack by yourself, when in actuality, you are not

Me: Are you alright to drive?
You: Yeah, bitch, I'm straight as an arrow. Get off my back.

Straight As An Arrow by Usednames April 25, 2016

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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