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When something is so incredibly horrible that it's beyond belief. Something terribly bad. Inspired by the awful work of Donnie Stoval Jr.
"Man, this city is so stoval."

"That stake was stoval. God, I thought I would vomit."
stoval by Aemo January 29, 2005
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stokaloked 

(stohk-a-lohked) - adjective: An expression of absolute excitement and enthusiasm for upcoming events. Usually used with emphasis on the final syllable to emphasize exactly how stoked the speaker is.
1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."

2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"
stokaloked by Ladybacon October 16, 2009
The most amazing boy in the world.
If your boyfriend’ a name is Shoval you win this life.
Him: what’s your boyfriend name?
Me: shoval
Him: now I understand why you won’t date me!
Shoval by Ilovedoggie42069 June 9, 2021

stotally toned 

1. The wavelength of your groove, adjusts to a lower end of the spectrum.

2. The state of mind of a stoned person in which he or she cannot consume any more marijuana.
stotally toned by -Shadow- July 19, 2005

Stovager 

Generaly a huge F**K off sized hammer suitable as a tool for carrying out any task on any car... generally the only tool ever needed to complete any job
When needing to fit an engine, a stovager of a large proportion will be needed sometimes a sawn off stovager is a more favourable option!
Stovager by Mark S.E.C Customs July 25, 2007
The shape that you want a manicurist to file your nails - somewhere between square and oval. A square shape with rounded edges.
Please us the red polish and keep the shape sqoval.
Sqoval by dmonie March 25, 2010
Stivaly, is a great friend will always be there for you no matter what. Always smiling even when she's upset. Has a great taste in fashion. Laughs about almost everything. She's a very strong person. She's naturally pretty. If you ever meet a stivaly don't ever let her go you'll regret it.
Who's that girl smiling?
That must be stivaly
Stivaly by Ariel :) October 6, 2012
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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