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Stormfront

A website that promotes "white pride". Basically, a bunch of complainers who think that the world is against them and that they can't express this aforementioned "white pride" but that all other races can. In fact, if they took the time to talk to normal black/asian/hispanic people, they'd probably realize that these people don't mind them expressing ethnic pride, but instead these "white nationalists" choose to take the example of A SELECT FEW racist minorities in the media to validate the fact that the world is against them.

They also spend a great deal of time describing the "great jewish conspiracy" in which, supposedly, Jews have engineered all the major horrors of the 20th and 21st century. Ironically, the State of Israel (which, of course, they bash) had a huge amount being created of help from the United States (their "white homeland") and is a pro-Western country that the U.S. still supports.
Stormfront member: Ok, so listen, ummm the Russian Communist Revolution was headed by Jews and umm, well ummm the Germans realized that they were trying to defraud all Europeans and ummm the Holocaust is so exaggerated because other people died too...so umm they had it coming.

Normal human being: Get a life.
Stormfront by Mr_Real November 25, 2009

Stormfront legit

When something is completely stupid, illogical, nonsensical, & invalid. Especially, but not limited to, racist propaganda.

(Referencing the Stormfront website/forums.)
Moron: The Holocaust never happened. It's all a bunch of ZOG propaganda.

Smart person: Seems legit. Stormfront legit.
Stormfront legit by BovverByrd December 3, 2015

Prosecco Stormfront 

A more amusing term for TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist).
Just read a Mumsnet post about a transgender teacher. Prosecco Stormfront strikes again!
Prosecco Stormfront by TF45 October 5, 2020

straight outta stormfront 

Used to describe something that is particulary blunt and unconcealed racist.
"You've seen the new nationalist party fliers? They're straight outta stormfront!"

Western Storefront 

An asymmetric hairstyle which is the result of a person (usually a young female) styling the front part of their hair while looking straight into a mirror without regard to the sides or back part of their hair. This gives the appearance of disproportionately large hair when looking face to face, while flat at any other angle of view.
Dude, look at the girl...her hair is huge in the front but flat everywhere else. She wearing a western storefront!
Western Storefront by kdjo66 May 30, 2009
A word for useless and money hungry politician's
I went to stormont, it was closed
stormont by Aga5340 December 17, 2020

Storefront Jenius 

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.
There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.