Storked

1. Verb.

When a couple has an unwanted pregnancy occur.

To be storked, to get storked.

"Oh did you hear about John and Mandy? They got storked."

by divadwilson September 15, 2008

stork

Stupid-Dork. Origionally combined to create a word that could be written on someones hand without them knowing it was an insult.

Man, ur a stork!

by Lydi April 29, 2004

Storking

A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.

That bikini is absolutely storking.

by Barbara_Bangkok May 13, 2022

Stork

v. To impregnate a hot bitch.

Damn that girl is hot, someone should stork that bitch.

I storked that fly honey.

by Mitch Side & Doug E. September 7, 2010

Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019

stork

a crazy man named stork who is retarted

storks is seriously a retard

by jhon March 15, 2005

Storking

to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.

"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple

by Jedi Peacekeeper November 30, 2005