Storking

When your nipples are so hard the extend out
Can happen from cold water,snow,etc

The water park was so cold I felt storking on my chest

by Danielelbarbs July 17, 2017

Storking

When you go to the bathroom, jack off and put the cum in your mouth. You then go back out and eat your girl out. Thus impregnating her via mouth to pussy.

Tim: How did Becky get pregnant?
John: I was storking her.

by LooseId November 21, 2015

storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)

Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.

by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019

Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.

Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.

by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016

Reverse Stork

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.

GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.

by ...Anonymoose October 17, 2019

Stork stab

This is when your man has your legs bent and back touching the floor with your chin against your chest he's standing over top of you plunging the rod in straight up and down like North and South not East and West we call this distort stab because of the way he has to spread his legs apart and plunge up and down

I think I'm going to do the stork stab on my partner tonight

by Boypussy1119 February 1, 2023

Sloppy Stork

The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.

Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.

by Pickled_Penids420 February 24, 2023