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Storekeeper 

Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"
Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"
Storekeeper by Box Kicker December 13, 2012
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stropkeeper 

A retailer who appears to have no customer service skills other than to be as unhelpful and irritable as possible.
Despite the prevalence of imported US style customer service standards, the British stropkeeper remains faithful to his principle that all customers are morons, and opening a shop all those years ago was the worst decision he'd ever made.

"I don't do refunds," said my local stropkeeper. "You can have an exchange or a credit note and if that's not good enough then take it up with the manufacturer. And make your mind up because I'm closing early today."
stropkeeper by Sharkey2602 February 12, 2014

scorekeeper 

A person who feels compelled to remind you of every little thing they do for you.
Jerry's a real scorekeeper, he felt he had to tell me he found my pen on the floor and put it on my desk two days ago
scorekeeper by Fenian2016 November 30, 2015

Scorekeeper 

A person who keeps score at little league baseball games.
Barb never missed a chance to be the scorekeeper at her son Chris's little league games.
Scorekeeper by Half Carb Burger April 18, 2017

the stonekeeper 

A certain person who has an amulet that contains magic, it can used for evil or good that’s what you decide. Sometimes the amulet speaks to its owner to try and corrupt it and take over, don’t let this happen. It’s not gonna be pretty..
Look! It’s the stonekeeper”