Storekeeper

Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"

Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"

Storekeeper by Box Kicker December 13, 2012

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stropkeeper

A retailer who appears to have no customer service skills other than to be as unhelpful and irritable as possible.

Despite the prevalence of imported US style customer service standards, the British stropkeeper remains faithful to his principle that all customers are morons, and opening a shop all those years ago was the worst decision he'd ever made.

"I don't do refunds," said my local stropkeeper. "You can have an exchange or a credit note and if that's not good enough then take it up with the manufacturer. And make your mind up because I'm closing early today."

stropkeeper by Sharkey2602 February 12, 2014

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Storekeeper • scorekeeper • the stonekeeper • stropkeeper

scorekeeper

A person who feels compelled to remind you of every little thing they do for you.

Jerry's a real scorekeeper, he felt he had to tell me he found my pen on the floor and put it on my desk two days ago

scorekeeper by Fenian2016 November 30, 2015

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Scorekeeper

A person who keeps score at little league baseball games.

Barb never missed a chance to be the scorekeeper at her son Chris's little league games.

Scorekeeper by Half Carb Burger April 18, 2017

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the stonekeeper

A certain person who has an amulet that contains magic, it can used for evil or good that’s what you decide. Sometimes the amulet speaks to its owner to try and corrupt it and take over, don’t let this happen. It’s not gonna be pretty..

“Look! It’s the stonekeeper”

the stonekeeper by The stonekeeper March 5, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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