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stoney bones 

A mythical sex god. Some call him A Her. In the valleys of Tuscany they call him Stoney Bones Herino. At times he can become frightening but with time and patience he warms your soul with love and passion. Real stand up guy.
I was walking through the forest when a Stoney Bones flew in on a dragon to rescue my soul.

stones and bones 

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,
stones and bones by Cranberry Bob December 20, 2019

stoned to the bone 

High as a kite on the Ganga weed. Just baked out jones. Unable to hide the cannabis grin from your grill.
Lief was so stoned to the bone he mouwed 4 bags of Doritos in the desert on a hot day.
stoned to the bone by G Rizle January 23, 2009

Stoned To The Bone 

When you're really high and you can hardly move.
Dude I'm stoned to the bone.
Stoned To The Bone by AZN 666 June 10, 2011

Bones and stones 

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.
Bones and stones by Blaze Mindbend November 17, 2019

I'd sell my own bones for [insert stone name] cuz [favorite color] is your favorite color~ 

Used to prove how much you appreciate and love someone.
I'd sell my own bones for insert stone name cuz favorite color is your favorite color~

Example: "I'd sell my own bones for rose quartz stones, cuz pink is your favorite color."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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