stoned pony 

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...

stoned pony by AdriennePurdue April 5, 2017

Magical Stony Pony 

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

Magical Stony Pony by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

Grocery Store Pony 

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

Grocery Store Pony by davvvo March 4, 2019

stonepond

where people go to get high, short for stoner pond

A: lets go to stonepond this weekend
B: fuck, not again

stonepond by ben33dover November 18, 2025