stolen dick

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones
i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!
by cock rocket July 26, 2003
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Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.
by Oldnotdead June 05, 2019
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A woman that is just plan ugly
Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing
by kegggstand October 03, 2008
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