stolen dick 

one of master carlin's dildos for nasty hoes. but not the really nasty ones

i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick!

stolen dick by cock rocket July 26, 2003

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing 

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing by kegggstand October 3, 2008

Fuck me with a stolen dick 

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

Fuck me with a stolen dick by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019