VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the
penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman'
s mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the
penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared
penis IS acceptable. Tapping the
penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.
NOUN: The
penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky
Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the
Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (
penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.
Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY
TWINKIE."
USAGE AS VERB: "After a
long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY
TWINKIE."
