Stinky Keys

The art of farting on your roomate's keyboard while he is out of the room. When the roomate returns, they are greeted with some stinky keys when they go to check their email.

"My roommate was pissing me off so when he went down to the cafeteria to grab some lunch, I made sure to leave him with some stinky keys."

by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009

Super Stinky Keys

The act of defecating on your roomate's keyboard after they have pissed you off to the max

"The dude slept with my sister, so when he went downstairs to get the mail I left him with a hot load of super stinky keys."

by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009

sticky keys

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people

Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
...
Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!

by joebob2 January 2, 2008

Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?

Sticky Keys lets you use the SHIFT, CTRL, ALT, or Windows Logon keys by pressing one key at a time. The keyboard shortcut to turn on Sticky Keys is to press the SHIFT key 5 times.

Disable this keyboard shortcut in Ease of Access keyboard settings

bored human: lemme type the "Do you want to turn on Sticky Keys?" keyboard prompt.
another human: fcuk

by fuckshit7j7 April 9, 2022

Sticky Keys

Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.

You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !

by tactical panda August 29, 2012

sticky keys

When a person is watching porno on their computers and ejaculates onto the keys of their keyboard causing them to become sticky.

Andy has never cleaned his sticky keys...he likes them to much.

by likeaboss413 May 13, 2009

Sticky Keys

when your too late with a tissue

"I was to late with my tissue and I got sticky keys"

by sluuuuurp March 15, 2015