Still Standing

A sitcom comedy show that involves a couple raising their 3 children. Every episode means a new problem, as usual with sitcom comedies. It's quite a amusing show when there's nothing esle to watch. Oh yeah, it's broadcasted on CBS.

Our house is a hangout now? No one even told me? I can't wait until Dad finishes his boat, I'm going to sail right outta here! - Still Standing Episode

Still Standing by BloodlustandOnisuke May 14, 2007

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fart is still standing

When you fart and you walk away from it for a while but evertime you pass that section the fart is still lingering in the same exact spot.

joe:*farts*
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8]
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!

fart is still standing by wee396 March 18, 2009

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im still standing

a song created by elton and popularized by tiktok

"IM STILL STANDING"

"why are you singing that overplayed song"

"kill yourself"

im still standing by Answers to your horny question February 5, 2023

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Standing Still Shoes

Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.

L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"

Standing Still Shoes by standing still girl July 22, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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