stick it in the ear

The sexual act of placing one partners sexual organ into the other partners ear canal.

Lourin: "Hey dude, it does not count if you stick it in the ear."
Ousten: "Okay"

by EarToucher October 29, 2013

stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

by Uncooked Spam October 30, 2021

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

stick your cock in your ear

another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

by chimp101 March 05, 2008

go stick a dick in your ear

An insult used to make somebody feel gay. Can be substituted for take a hike.

Hey faggot, go stick a fucking dick in your ear!

by Etni3s February 15, 2004