Steveland Cleamer

Attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.

"Yo homie. You are wrecked! It's cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. Steveland Cleamer is my accountant. Word"

Steveland Cleamer by dumpy-johnson April 29, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

Steveland Cleamer by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

Steveland Cleamer by nosnar May 10, 2006

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

Steveland Cleamer by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018

steveland cleamer

When one takes a dump on ones own chest.

Eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.

steveland cleamer by FunkmasterWes March 15, 2010

Steveland Cleamer

This is a complicated maneuver. You will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire's mask. First bury you partner neck deep in the hole. Next gently place the umpire's mask on his/her face. Finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and shit all over the mask & their face.

My baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night I gave your girlfriend a Steveland Cleamer.

Steveland Cleamer by Pete Shapiro October 13, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

When a person takes a shit on their lesbian mother's tit's and then proceeds to tity fuck her. Popularized by Steven P. Nichols.

Oz-"Last night Steve gave his mom a Steveland Cleamer"

Fritz-"how did she like it"

Oz-"She didn't"

Steveland Cleamer by TheOzwald October 23, 2009