steely dan

n.
1) Large Metal Dildo
2) Jazz/Rock group, often considered to be an actual person by retarded people.
1) Mary is strapping on a rubber penis: "Steely Dan III from Yokohama," she says, caressing the shaft.
2) "That Steely Dan guy is awesome, I love all his albums"
by C:\>213\ February 01, 2006
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The term "Steely Dan" was originally used by the british to describe the act of a man spending a night with a prostitute. Doing a "Steely Dan" was the complete act of soliciting, going with and eventually having sexual intercourse with a lady of the evening.
"I hear Nigel did a little steely dan,... aye, got a leg over wif dat tart he met at the pub,...shagged her rotten he did,...idinit"
by bonedoctor69 April 19, 2006
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Slang for the Steel Reserve 40 oz beverage, also called High Gravity, and 211. Steely Dan is by far the foulest tasting 40 commonly available on the market.
Steely Dan, like Mad Dog, is consumed by members of the Trinity KKD fraternity because only real men would willingly submit themselves to a Steely Dan.
You ready to meet Steely Dan?
Oh yeah, bring it on, I'm going to make Steely Dan my bitch!
by IHaveMetalTeeth April 24, 2007
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steely dan

n.
1. a steel black wheel or tire rim that ricers think look cool, when in actuality are lame.
2. The rim underneath plastic wheel covers.
He was too poor for rims, so he stuck with the steely dans.

See that really slow civic? The one with the steely dans?
by Rooster Cogburn April 28, 2005
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steely dan

Somthing that is uncool, unpopular, or jsut plain dumb. Named after the musician of the same name. Is gaining popularity in and around the Seattle area. The opposite of this would be Boz Scaggs
Dude, that was soo steely dan.
by Torgo March 01, 2005
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Steely Dan

(1) proper name of a steam powered dildo from the novel "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs.

(2) jazzy rock band from the 70's, most of whom's subtle lyrics are about heavy heavy drug use, ludacrus sex and suicide. curiously, a favorite of house wives everywhere for their soft tones and smooth vocals.
by G July 21, 2003
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1) A jazzy classic rock group

2) Often mistaken by retarded people as one person.
2) "I love that steely Dan guy. He's an amazing artist"
by Willburto August 11, 2009
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