steamed wheat 

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

steamed wheat by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

wheaton steamer 

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

wheaton steamer by Ellis September 9, 2010