steamed monocle
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
steamed monocle by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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Steamed Monocle
One who is aroused in such a way that he rethinks his entire strategy on furthering the industrial Revolution and at the same time struggling to contain the shivering radiating from his handlebar moustache due to the aura from a handsome suitable female.
Steamed Monocle by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021
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