status boner 

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.

status boner by AwkwardCookie April 5, 2015

Boner Status 

When a girl is lookn hott as fuck and she is fuck-able material

1. Damn bro, girl is boner status

Boner Status by MASTER BLOWNSKI July 16, 2009

Boner Status 

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

Boner Status by Eeshh December 19, 2011

Boner status 

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

Boner status by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010