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status bro 

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."

bro status 

The state of being considered a bro.
Marco's bro status was revoked for turning off the Game Cube without letting Jake save his game.
bro status by Andy Holden April 21, 2006

bro status 

One who dresses fresh as hell. Characteristics include tall, layered nike socks, Jordan kicks, flat bill hat with sticker still attached, long athletic shorts, graphic tee with large lettering, stud earrings, and gold chain. Walks with swag and has the attitude that they are the shit.
Damn! That guy is so cool looking he must be on BRO STATUS!!!!
bro status by L-diggity-Dog December 8, 2011

Bro State 

A nickname for Pennsylvania State University at University Park.
Chad: Yo bromandawg, did u go to that sick party last night at Bro State?
Bro State by The Brostatesman March 26, 2010

Status Quo Bro 

A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.
These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!
A little known cousin of the Flow state acheived when two or more bros match wavelengths and enter a state of perfect synergy. In the bro state, verbal communication becomes unnecessary as all individuals can glean flawless and instantaneous understanding of what the others will do next based purely on prediction. This allows every bro in the bro state to apply teamwork of unmatched efficiency.
Dude you wouldn't believe last night. Me and the boys had a project due in an hour but we genuinley entered bro state and got it done in 30 minutes.
Bro State by frogamer42 May 30, 2026