start-shit-itus 

A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.

If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.

start-shit-itus by Kevinnnnnlolz May 11, 2008

I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.

I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

I'm not trying to start shit by Baby D123 February 26, 2011

Shit Start 

When your home alone and you have to take a shit. As you are going to the bathroom, you notice the shit is already coming out so you pull down your pants and/or underwear, and just make it to the toilet on time

I wanted to see the end of the football game, but I had to shit, so I held it in until the end of the game, and got a shit start, just making it to the toilet.

Shit Start by TsaebBers November 8, 2009

five star shit 

The best shit you can take, on a rating of 1 to 5, 5 being the best! One that would win you a prize for the best bowel movement.

Dude, I'm telling you. I took a five star shit! One for the records books. A real bowl filler too!

five star shit by LonePooper January 25, 2018

5 star shit 

When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!

Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!

5 star shit by LonePooper May 3, 2018

smart shit 

A stupid person dat sain summin dum so u call dem smart sh!t cuz u r being sarcastic!

Yo smart shit come over my house 2-morro.

smart shit by 561 Loka May 26, 2007

star trek shit 

Technology features of today that feel like they belong so far in the future that it would appear in an episode of Star Trek.

you can make phone calls from your watch? That's some Star Trek shit right there.

star trek shit by spizzike April 11, 2015