It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also
pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your
mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too,
Matthew, if you're reading this.