A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.
boss: last night I caught jeff playing with staplers
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
co-worker: what did you do?
boss: I fired him, but he said "Sweet relive..." and then ran out of the office singing some song in german.
by tacogamer007 July 16, 2017
by Pseudophamine February 29, 2020
by hootyhooot February 18, 2017
by CRTrrr July 9, 2022
The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022
Aye KshKsh
*Calls out a random person*
"Aye kshksh"
"You're going up? Go down on me instead"
3 crore ka stapler
"Aye kshksh"
"You're going up? Go down on me instead"
3 crore ka stapler
by Sameepp July 25, 2022
Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022