Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.

Thing that can substitute to condom. Uncircumcised guys would know.

A device Usually used to connect papers together, but, it is also commonly know as the puppet that replicates your boss when your reharsing for what you will say when you tell your boss your quitting your job. they also look like a pokemon.

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

peeing in the lift