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stanky bean

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.
1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stanky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!
by bluewafflestomper May 24, 2017
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Stinky Bean

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.

2.) A very strange oddity that has been known to be a victim of many nasty enemies countless times. The cheapest and most expendable of slaves/mercenaries. Likes cheaply made soft drinks with bendy straws.
1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stinky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!

2.) You have done well, Stinky Bean. Very well done indeed. Go get me my MacDonald's Whopper whilst you trek across crocodile-infested swamps, battle through thick jungles, race across scalding deserts, and face the final boss. If you're quick about it, I'll maybe let you live, even maybe MAYBE give you a cookie! Go now for the glory of the ScatMonkey!!!!!!
by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006
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stank bean

the stank between your toes in the morning when you wake up
Guy: wow my stank beans were absatoodlydoodly scrumdiddlyumptious this fine morning
YUM
by yass_queen February 24, 2023
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stinky beanie

The re-usage of a condom that was previously used for anal sex.
"Yo bro do you have a condom I can borrow?" "yeah man, there's a stinky beanie in my drawer.

I had to use a stinky beanie on my girl last night.

I had sex with a stinky beanie on yesterday.

"Bro me an my girl did anal last night! Now we can do the stinky beanie in the morning!"
by Soopatroopa January 14, 2016
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