stanford law 

One of the most prestigious law schools in the United States, which also happens to be located in a paradise-like climate in Northern California. Stanford Law School is where you will find a small class of genius students where the average admit has a near-perfect LSAT score, a near-perfect GPA, work experience the rest of us could only hope for, and a generally laid back (non-prestige whore) mindset which allowed them to turn down offers from numerous other schools such as Columbia, Harvard, and Yale. A Stanford lawyer will be just as successful as a student from any one of these other schools, but he/she will also have enjoyed their 3 years of law school much more than a student from elsewhere. Also, an important note... Stanford Law students in general are pretty damn attractive.

Person 1: Did you hear that Bill got into Stanford law?
Person 2: What?!?! He is going to get a world class education while living in paradise. He will be a rich, elitist, power-lawyer who will absolutely dominate in whatever field of law he chooses to pursue after graduation, and he will likely make a significant positive impact on the world as well!

stanford law by BillManger October 20, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016