Standing at a dance; see, junior high dances where one intends not to dance, but stand around talking to friends over obnoxious music.
Lindsey: Shelby, are you going to the 9th grade dance tonight?
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.
Shelby: No, I don't feel like moving. My friends and I are going to the 9th grade stance tonight.
by bob beeflips June 17, 2009
Stance is a situation that occurs when a person finds themself in an unusual or physically awkward standing position. Stance generally involves placement and/or movement of the legs and feet, although rare sightings have been known to also include hips, arms and even the head. An excellent example of Stance is Straight Leg. To note that someone has Stance, one should approach said Stancer and say "STANCE!" at them. You may also highlight the person's positioning by making vague waving motions with your hands, as if to paint an imaginary picture of their contorted body. This can help to visually define the various areas of Stance, or "break down", in a sense, the individual elements of a Stance.
"Damn girl, why are you stancing me so hard, there's nothing I can do about the neighbor's party. I've already called over there and asked them to quiet the hell down."
"Jeez will you look at the stance on Uncle Bill there, he's been holding that thing for like five minutes!"
"Man it was so funny, I called him out about his so-called girlfriend, and fully expected him to hit me in the face, but he just stanced at me hard for like twenty seconds and walked away."
"Jeez will you look at the stance on Uncle Bill there, he's been holding that thing for like five minutes!"
"Man it was so funny, I called him out about his so-called girlfriend, and fully expected him to hit me in the face, but he just stanced at me hard for like twenty seconds and walked away."
by Larry The Bus Driver December 24, 2006
by Toby September 8, 2004
Refers the quality and/or location of a female breast augmentation. The higher on the chest & larger volume, the better the stance of her breasts. Those who do not prefer augmented breast must avoid using the the word when describing natural breasts.
Eric: have you seen the stance on Jenny's new tits?
Adam: no, I haven't. How are they?
Eric: her doc stretch & poked them perfectly.
Adam: I just saw her, she is stanced!
Adam: no, I haven't. How are they?
Eric: her doc stretch & poked them perfectly.
Adam: I just saw her, she is stanced!
by Camberadam July 30, 2012
by YeaMS September 11, 2016
in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs
David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France
by Macktown July 16, 2018
That involuntary and somewhat robotic pose one affects involving a slight tilt of the head and whatever facial configuration one wishes to embody to evoke the desired mood when capturing a selfie.
The capacity to take a good selfie stance ultimately becomes second nature and to some extent, unintentionally inane.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2019