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Stalker's Paradise
A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.
I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.
Stalker's Paradise by tmjmurphy November 18, 2013
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Stalker's Christmas
Valentine's day.
The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "
"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?
"Stalker's Christmas!"
"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?
"Stalker's Christmas!"
Stalker's Christmas by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010
Stalker's Poach
carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
Stalker's Poach by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
myspace stalker(s)
Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.
"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"
"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."
"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."
"Myspace stalker(s)."
"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."
"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."
"Myspace stalker(s)."
myspace stalker(s) by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009
Fucknut's Stalker
A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.
Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.
President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.
President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.
Fucknut's Stalker by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011
stalker screenname
You might use your stalker screenname to:
1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike
1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike
stalker screenname by Moggraider May 7, 2009