Staching

the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.

"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"

by themysteriousstache December 17, 2013

Stache

Something that is wicked cool, beyond uber sweetness. Something that is so cool that there is nothing to describe it except the word Stache.

That man is so stache!

Today was the stachiest day in my life!

by Jinglebells April 8, 2006

Stache

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.

Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.

by BIRDMAN. November 5, 2005

The Stache

A man with an extremely cool mustache. That's all.

Tyler: Dude, I have like no facial hair!
Chad: Well duh... who do you think you are? The Stache???

by Aly-c October 23, 2009

Stach

Underaged, flirty teenage girl.
(short for statutory rape)

"Hey, check out that stach hanging out in front of the movie theater."

by T. Wolfe October 20, 2004

Stach

The practice of eating pistachios

I picked up a pound on Monday and I've been staching ever since.

by MrWizard August 5, 2005

Stach

sex on the beach. Sand in places i didn't know existed, until that night.

Dude I have sand in places i didn't know existed til that night of stach.

by steve March 15, 2003