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Squishy Face

What you call a cute boy who's face looks very squishy and makes you want to pinch his cheeks repeatedly
"I just want to go over and pinch that boys cheeks soo bad, squishy face for sure!"
Squishy Face by Brandi Delhiii November 22, 2011
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squishy face

what you see when you look at taylor swift.
squishy face by McCawley November 30, 2009

Squishy Face

cesarina is a prime example of a squishy face.
cesarina your a squishy face, because I say your a squishy face.
Squishy Face by Johnny Berger December 14, 2008

Squishy Face

Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...

Squishy Face Retard 

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
"Wow Mike(random name) is such a squishy face retard"

squishy dimple face 

In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".
"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".

squishy faced retard 

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
=|
squishy faced retard by iqbal February 21, 2007
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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