Squeated

Any kind of Juicy, or Moist object that is foul (past tense) when you juice yourself, unexpectidly.

" oh my gosh, i squeated so hard during that movie tonight, gotta go home and change my panty liner"

"the doctor said i have chronic squeating disorder. we cant sleep in the same bed anymore"

by miss marklarsqueakerson January 4, 2010

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My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

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My Shoes Squeaked

1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.

2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.

1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.

2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 May 31, 2018

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