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squeaky toy 

A toy, typically made of rubber or plastic that has a small in one part and is filled with air. When squeezed, it lets out a mildly humorous high pitched "squeak" that gets old really fast. Dogs love them.
"Oh my god take that damn squeaky toy away from the dog. It's driving me insane."
squeaky toy by Lon May 5, 2005

squeaky toy 

someone who tries talking bigger than they are. for example, a young kid online raging in voicecall bout how he would beat the shit out of u irl even tho he hasn't hit puberty yet and weighs double digits in lbs
angry kid: FUCK YOU u better hope u dont cross me on the streets or youll be eating concrete
other person: calm down squeaky toy
squeaky toy by runxc October 17, 2022

Squeaky Toy

Someone whose reactions to being bullied are so entertaining that they make people want to bully them more, like a dog with a squeaky toy.
Zentrya found a new Squeaky Toy to play with. She's been trolling them for the last 2 hours.
Squeaky Toy by BrixBreaker April 8, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026