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a total ween, who is socially substandard. Prone to brown nosing, crying off and totally misjudging the feel of banter. Sometimes referred to as a 'jub'. A good example of a 'Swirlsy' will often be seen on his own at lunch, drinking innocent smoothie for kids with several rolls of tumble weed following him around.

Addendum: 'Swirlsy' is derived from the name Mr Swirls. The colourful internet character who believed swirling his face out using Microsoft paint would be sufficient to fool MI5
'Oh great, here comes swirlsy drinking his innocent smoothie for kids, what a loser'

'Dude, did you see that loser get totally blown out by that hottie? Yeah, that guy is totally swirlsy.'
Swirlsy by Steamer J December 15, 2008

Swirlseypop 

“Did you see Swirlseypop’s new animated short called “coded?”

“Yes! It was amazing and I would watch it again”
Swirlseypop by MysticalDuck November 8, 2020
To fake some out, or when you get faked out.
"Didn't Timmothy go to Pikesville last year" "No" "SWIRLS!"
I thought that was Rex. SWIRLS!
Swirls by Robbie B July 24, 2008

strawberry swirls 

A man ejaculates on to the stomach of a lady. Another woman then bleeds into this and swirls it around and then eats it.
Swirls pvp is a fat minecraft player who was never potty trained. His only accomplishment is being voted more sexy than JoeMS10 in a rigged poll. Nowadays he spends his time eating whole children and losing in valorant.
He really pulled a SwirlsPvP, I broke up with him.
SwirlsPvP by stretchedskeppy October 13, 2020

Swirlston 

An extremely attractive female. The 3rd attractive rank after Swirlie and before Dime-Breezy in the Swirl Ranking System.
(Trash , Skeeze , Swirl , Swirlie , Swirlston , Dime-Breezy)
"Holy shit, did you see that swirlston!?"
Swirlston by Jhawk11 April 20, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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