spw

pronounced "spwuh". spw means sucks or blows.

that's really spw. your mom's really spw

by anicole February 09, 2006

SPW

An acronym for Severe Pussy Withdrawal. A disorder in which a male is cut off of his supply of natural or artificial pussy. Results are, but not limited too: severe mood swings, aggressive behavior, depression, and a feeling of loneliness.

Patrick hit that worthless hood rat because he is suffering from SPW.

by Jack Kinnoff October 11, 2011

SPW

Secret Pocket Wank

Friend: Dude, that is wrong, stop having an SPW in class.

by CEzzzz December 26, 2009

SPW

(Sex Per Week) The amount of times a person has sex during the course of the week

BS: My SPW is at an amazing 7
JM: Oh bullshit

by LouDorchen December 06, 2010

SPW

Smart Person Word. A word that you come across while reading that only smart people use.

"In the presence of the king, he was an obsequious servant."

Carl: That's a total SPW!

by ILoveMyDucksMoreThanYou October 11, 2011

SPW

Sugar pill week. the time of the month that girls, who are taking birth control of the 28 day kind, have placebo, or sugar pills, for the entire week.

me: >.< My mini-me factory is angry, on strike, and drawing blood.
my friend: SPW again?
me: yes.

by MOTHERFUCKIN' PLATYPUS! December 05, 2010

SPW

SPW: ShitePipeWipe
The acronym used when asking for extra bog roll after you've dropped a particularly impressive log in the toilet at your first visit to your new girlfriend/boyfriend's parent's house.

"Could you pass me some more SPW please?"

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 04, 2020