Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.
I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn
by frankenspine April 9, 2009
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My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.
by acefan February 27, 2009
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The art of carefully positioning your office furniture and importantly your computer monitor, so that your back is never to the door, thus allowing people to accidentally walk in on you, mid spank.
Dude, I totally spankshui'ed my office so the old lady can't walk in on me spanking one out to Yasmine Bleeth again.
by The Black Knight IX January 18, 2011
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