sprich

An adverb related to the female homo-sapien species to describe the "state of being stressed out" and never relaxing. Often when the mood is calm and there appears to be nothing wrong, a “sprich” will occur causing a chain reaction of nervous tension and stress resulting in loud words and a state of confusion.

Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).

A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.

male: Honey, I am going out with my friends tonight.

female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.

male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!

sprich by George April 6, 2005

sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

A phrase used by germans with Ehre

Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

sprich deutsch du hurensohn by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

It is a sentence in german that means you should for fuck sake speak german

Telephone:
Person A: hallo ist da jemand
Person B: Sorry we only speak English could you please repeat that?
Person A: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn by Kaztv July 15, 2020

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn is a common sentence used by german people when someone doesnt speak german to them, it means „Speak german you son of a bitch“

Person 1: *explains something*
Person 2 (German): Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Person 1: i dont speak german sorry
Person 2: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn by PeterGriffin69420 July 12, 2021

sprich deutlich du husarones 

a sentence used by husarones to tell each other to speak german

"hey do you have any vbuck-"
"sprich deutlich du husarones"

sprich deutlich du husarones by SalatSaft April 26, 2020

sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

a sentence used by husarones to tell each other to speak german

"hey do you have-"
"sprich deutsch du hurensohn"

sprich deutsch du hurensohn by SalatSaft April 26, 2020

sprachman 

A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).

Brian: Do you see that guy over there with that hot chick and the midget hanging on his leg? What's up with that?

Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.

sprachman by MikeCa February 8, 2010