strattonites 

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.

“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

strattonites by The Wolf of Stratton Oakmont November 1, 2020

Eric Stratton 

Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you

Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you.

Eric Stratton by DeltaTauAwesom February 18, 2011

Joni Stratton

Communist asshole

Joni Stratton is dumb communist asshole

Joni Stratton by ItsItsyBee210 February 13, 2019

Stratton 

A ridiculously attractive person. Usually smarter than everyone around them and always feels superior to everyone. Super strong. Exotic name entrances everyone around them so they can always get what they want. Usually a smartass and always manly.

Dude, check out Stratton. I wish I was a Stratton!

Stratton by CMLVR July 11, 2010

Stratton Slap

When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.

“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”

Stratton Slap by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023

Stratton Manhatton  

Where u pull down ur pants yell STRATTON MANHATTON then smack her across the face then jump up and dick smack her across the otha cheek so she has a dick imprint on one side and a hand imprint on the otha.

gave a girl i met last night a stratton manhatton then she pulled down her pants and gave me one.Then i ran like a mexican running for the border out the door i was soooooooo scared!

Stratton Manhatton by DirtyMexican699 December 17, 2008

A Dirty Stratton 

(To give someone a) To stir a drink (usually a Jack and Coke) with one's member and then have a lady perform oral sex.

Last night was crazy...All I can remember is getting a Dirty Stratton from my roommate's sister!

A Dirty Stratton by DPJohnson December 28, 2007