monoma's spouse

their name is kai

"wow they kinda remind me of kai"
"kai?? monoma's spouse??"
"yeah, them"

monoma's spouse by nejiresgf June 8, 2021

It’s Fun To Scare Your Spouse

A phrase that always existed but was pushed in 2025 as a backlash to overbearing, manipulative, and abusive relationships. This phrase is either applied to people who want to scare their spouses by walking at night, not telling their spouse when they go to the hospital, or other things. It should not be applied to cheating or manipulation pranks. It’s fun things to do to keep your spouse on their toes. The phrase also applies to people who see the phrase and say no I don’t want to scare my spouse wtf is wrong with you. If they react that way it means they haven’t been hindered by misandry or the manosphere.

Person 1: It’s fun to scare your spouse!

Person 2: I agree! I snuck out at 2 am to ride the bus!

Person 1 and 2: Yay

Person 1: It’s fun to scare your spouse!

Person 3: No I don’t want to do that I love my spouse!

Person: You’re no fun but at least you’re not sexist.

It’s Fun To Scare Your Spouse by Never Pass Your Torch April 28, 2026

SNARL Spouse Syndrome 

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.

My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome. He acts like he doesn’t want to foster anymore animals, until I bring one home and I find him snuggling with it.

SNARL Spouse Syndrome by SNARLLV February 26, 2022

Spouse Swinging 

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!

"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"

Spouse Swinging by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014

SNARL Spouse Syndrome 

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.

My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome when it comes to fostering more animals.

SNARL Spouse Syndrome by SNARLLV February 26, 2022

The Wirral's Scouse Problem 

The Wirral is a peninsular situated in the county of Merseyside, England.

People from the Wirral are labelled as Jedis, Wools, or Plazzy Scousers, by those who live in Liverpool. This is mainly down to a heavily inspired Scouse culture on the west side on the peninsular, Though some settlements milk it more than others.

It's major settlements from most to least "Scouse Influenced" are:

-Birkenhead.

Once Labelled as a "Model Town", Birkenhead is now known as a town that shouldn't exist. It is dirty, depressing, and down right ugly. A post industrial disaster. The people here like to think themselves as Scouse, yet do not share the community that Liverpool possesses. Birkenheaders are nasty little scumbags, who need to be sent on a boat to across the Mersey straight to the town of St Helen's where they belong.

-Woodchurch.
Town of Smackheads. The only redemption here is if they overdose off their smack then there's less of them about causing mayhem. They have an Asda and Weird terraced streets that look slightly American.

-Seacombe.
Just like Birkenhead, except you have a higher percentage of your socks being robbed off your washing line.

(Rock Ferry and Wallasey have a plazzy Scouse problem too)

Anywhere else on the Wirral is fine and represent much of it's former and ceremonial county, Cheshire. I hope this post has helped you to understand which places to avoid when entering this ancient peninsular.

The Wirral's Scouse Problem, defined as:
Birkenheader: "Yes lad, am a true Scouser from Birkenhead."
Liverpudlian: "Asif lad, ye a little Jedi."
Wirralian: "Sorry about him mate, he gives us normal Wirral folk a bad name."
Scouser: "Shut up Ye Wool."

The Wirral's Scouse Problem by Humble Englishman May 17, 2023

Waffle Spouse 

A wife who gladly lets you eat out her waffle any time you want. The meal is even better than Waffle House, although the restaurant waffles may thankfully have less blueberries, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Chris: Hey, wanna go to Waffle House for a quick bite to eat?
Krit: No dude, I already got the waffle spouse at home! Man, I am hungry!
Chris: Aight lol.

Waffle Spouse by Kirby369 September 6, 2013