Spotted Dick

Genital Herpes (ouch!)

probably hurts alot to choke your spotted dick

by L_Z January 10, 2005

Spotted Dick

Something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.

by TheJockStrapStrangler March 8, 2016

the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

by TEHAM March 27, 2019

Spotted pickle dick

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.

Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.

by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

Dick Spot

somethings that lands in a water like substance

ahh.....dick spot :(...what are you doing in my cereal.*BAT*

by Squeky Clean April 24, 2005

Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding

A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!

Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe

by Darklord185 January 27, 2017

Spotted Dick

When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it

"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"

by J3wish Man January 14, 2021