by newmusicbass July 11, 2019
That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.
The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.
The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.
by Janet Peterrrr February 11, 2019
"I just Spotified you my new theme song I LOVE MY BITCHES, by Rick Ross. Listen to it before I punch you in the throat."
by J'Roam January 5, 2012
Unremovable skidmarks in granny panties.
by Tinfoil hat March 23, 2016
That website that doesn't let you pick your own music on mobile and has ads telling you how bad ads are.
by Veryepiclemon October 11, 2021
Spotify is a system that allows you to play music and link the songs you've listened to, to social networks(facebook) which allows you to display to your peers that you are a hip, non-mainstream person who has an impeccable taste in music.
John:"Man I really want to get Becky's attention and I feel a great way would be to use Spotify so I can show her my virtuoso taste in music."
-Plays said music
Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."
They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.
-Plays said music
Becky:"Awwwww, I just saw John listening to Taking Back Sunday, he is so in tune with his feelings. We should date."
They start dating and live a long life together filled with marriage, kids, a couple dogs, and an excellent retirement plan. John can attribute the inception of the relationship as well as his life long success directly to Spotify.
by cheeseblocks January 25, 2012
spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.
me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK
me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK
by ihfsdihaoifd September 25, 2021