spoonruning 

spoonruning is when someone is trying to speedrun something but is failing really badly

oh he's so bad

yeah i know he's not speedruning he's spoonruning

spoonruning by spoowke May 11, 2023

spoonboning

The act of hamboning while playing the spoons

Harry: "He's... He's spoonboning!"

spoonboning by Synthbrap March 2, 2016

Spoongunning 

Winding down to holiday mode when you should be working by wasting as much time as possible on trivial tasks and distractions.

Q: What is Taylor pratting on about now? The most productive thing he's done all day is make a scale model of the eiffel tower out of paperclips!

A: Yeah he's on holiday next week, he's busy spoongunning.

Spoongunning by dosser1 August 25, 2009