Spoon Train 

This is 3 or more people spooning in the same direction to either preserve heat or reduce the space taken up in a cramped area. It is a manoeuvre most often performed by teens.

eg- "its a 3 man tent and theres 5 of us... time to spoon train"

other areas: dorm room, tree house, single bed, small room, youth hostel etc

Spoon Train by nickskate August 11, 2010

spoon train 

more than two people laying in a bed together, all facing the same direction. and usually fondling something on another person. yeah.

choot-choo yo yo get up on the spoon train, I know yall be tired

spoon train by neu January 26, 2004

spoof train 

The Spoof Train is a form of transport, commonly taken by those who talk absolute shite.

"Kieran- you did not do 40 bets since friday, you;re clearly on the Spoof Train"

spoof train by Spoof Train Engineer October 9, 2016

spoontrain 

Affectionate cuddling where someone lays behind another person, usually with both people being in a fetal-type position and arms wrapped into the chest. A spoon train is a line of more then two people spooning.

boy: "I was so drunk last night i formed a spoontrain with five other guys"

spoontrain by brooklynwegohard October 5, 2009

SPOONBRAIN 

It's been discovered that there is enough microplastics in the human brain to make a plastic spoon. There are some people who are so incredibly stupid, that their only worth is the plastic spoon their brain can produce.

"Gary spent his last $20 on gas station scratch-offs and didn't have enough money for gas"
"He's such a spoonbrain"

SPOONBRAIN by BIZZOMEPHISTO April 18, 2025

spoonbrained 

Someone who has all of their opinions and logic spoon-fed to them through social media.

To be absolutely brain rotted in a sense disconnected from meme culture. Actual brainrot, a more true and gutteral way to call someone an idiot.

They have the mental capacity of a fucking spoon.

Art isn't made exclusively to generate revenue, you spoonbrained twat.

spoonbrained by IMGONNAFUCKINGKILLSOMEBODY May 14, 2025