An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.
by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018
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A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.
Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.
by NotHarold May 09, 2015
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1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle

2) an eating utensil

3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car

4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu
Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good!
- thanks i went spooning yesterday!
Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup?
Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon!
Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon?
- well its extra spoony!!
by peter pan111111111 March 18, 2011
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A game when you drive through a black neiborhood and throw spoons at black people and shout nigger if you miss you must retrieve the spoon
Hey man wanna play spoons

Sure but chuck norris would be boss at this
by The real casanova November 13, 2014
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A person who loves to cause drama and controversy. Also known as someone who β€œstirs the pot”
When I saw Jane laughing after causing a fight between two friends, I realized she was a spoon.
by Sallythatsquirrel April 02, 2020
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A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.
"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"
by SpudManDom June 16, 2018
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Girl walks into the room and is hit on the knuckles by her friends who have all acquired spoons.

Not EVER to be confused with 'spooning'

by spooningsally November 22, 2010
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